For the Proudly Impatient: Stickers & Gear for True Massholes
Masshole Traffic Company is a humor-driven brand celebrating the unspoken culture of New England roads.
Masshole Traffic Company Sticker
Rep your New England attitude with the official Masshole Traffic Company logo sticker. This bold 3x3 design features our signature smiling yellow traffic sign, framed in a red circle and wrapped in a navy-and-white badge that screams classic Massachusetts energy. Durable, weather-resistant and perfect for cars, laptops, water bottles, toolboxes, and anything else that needs a little Masshole flair. Whether you’re a rotary warrior, a blinkah-optional commuter or just someone who survives Route 93 on a daily basis, this sticker lets you show off your local pride with humor and style.
Masshole Traffic Company Hoodie
Rep the roads the right way. The Masshole Hoodie is officially here! Warm, wicked comfy, and full of attitude.
Camp in Tents, Not in the Left Lane
If you wanna set up camp, go find a campground. Left lane squatters… take the exit to REI, not Route 3.
We’re here for adventure. But if you’re camping in the left lane… you’re the problem.
Use the Bike Lane
Say it without rolling down your window.
“Blocking traffic doesn’t make you an athlete.”
Make the Right Lane Cool Again
Make the right lane cool again.
Because apparently everyone thinks they’re passing… forever.
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